Vanagons are cool and all, but they’re so mainstream. You’re more interesting than that, your hobbies are more niche, your taste in coffee is more nuanced. I joke from a point of love, because I am describing myself, and I want this van.
Logically, buying a Toyota TownAce is not the most sensical move. Parts are impossible to find, drive-throughs are impossible to use, and the dog in the photo isn’t included in the deal. But they’re so interesting, so unlike anything you see on the roads, that I am tempted. Very tempted.