OK, fine: If the Bulls aren’t going to pick a fight with Milwaukee, I will

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Charles Barkley once said, “If you were to swap the people in Cleveland and Milwaukee, it would be the same dreary-ass city.”

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Let’s tell it like it is, Bulls fans. Milwaukee? It looks like Chicago coughed up a lung. During severe-weather alerts, residents are encouraged to seek immediate shelter in the nearest pothole.

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When somebody there says, “I’m in a really bad place right now,” he isn’t referring to his mental state.

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If we know one thing about Milwaukee, it’s that there’s essentially nothing anybody needs to know about Milwaukee.

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And, man, do the people there ever like to yammer on with dull stories and inane small talk. Or as we outsiders call it, “ ’Waukee talkie.”

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And Bucks fans, wow. How do you define irony? It’s a bunch of knuckleheads standing around the “Deer District” wearing “Fear the Deer”

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A spoiled brat isn’t what a Bucks fan calls a child with a bad attitude. It’s something he covers with extra sauerkraut and eats anyway. Yeah, I know, that joke was the wurst.

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